Top Ten Similarities Between Comedy and Sex

10. When you first start doing it your goal is to last 5 minutes.

9. The best way to prove someone is terrible at it is to show them a video tape.

8. If there was a bar or pub involved there’s a good chance it was lousy.

7. There are more men than women willing to do it.

6. Everyone thinks they're good at it… most people aren’t.

5. You’ve done something right if the next day someone says, “You were amazing last night.”

4. Doing it in front of people is so much different than doing it by yourself.

3. People think its better when someone with an accent does it.

2. Payment is usually a couple of free drinks.

1. No matter how original you think it is, someone has probably done it before.