Top Ten Signs You're Driving in Edmonton

10. Signs indicate 'Obstruction Ahead' not 'Construction'.

9. Head south and you’re on 66 St… head north and its 75 Ave which becomes Wayne Gretzky Dr. which until recently was Capilano Dr.

8. There are potholes the Mars Lander couldn't handle.

7. You’re able to aim your vehicle by using the rock chips in your windshield.

6. Its June 23 and there are still residential streets that haven't had the snow plowed off of them

5. You have more pictures of your license plate than you do of your first born child.

4. Calgary Trail, Gateway Boulevard, Highway 2 and the QE2 are the same road.

3. You can tell its summer because the pylons are in full bloom.

2. You've worn out a car horn.

1. There’s more road construction than there was in 1946 post war Europe.