Top Ten Signs You’re Broke

10. You are asked to add your two cents and you reply, "I'm going to need 50% off."

9. You can't withdraw money from a bank machine because your balance is less than $20.

8. You contemplate robbing the food bank… but would have to take a getaway bus.

7. You're wearing your sibling’s hand-me-downs… at the age of 30.

6. You have A.D.D. simply because you can’t afford to pay attention.

5. You stockpile food from free pancake breakfasts.

4. You would have to borrow a penny to buy someone’s thoughts

3. You eat soup noodles but save the seasoning for a special occasion.

2. Your interact card is declined… at Dollar-ama.

1. The only medicine your health insurance will cover is laughter.