Top Ten Signs You Probably Aren’t going to Graduate from University or College

10. People ask you what your major is and you reply, "What's a major?"

9. You have the last day to withdraw from classes marked on your calendar before the term starts.

8. You think mid-terms have something to do with pregnant women.

7. You figure out that you can stay on the pub crawl bus all weekend and it will take you to school Monday morning.

6. You don't attend your English class because you "already speak English".

5. Professors have nicknamed you Skippy McAbsent.

4. You did your back to school shopping at Liquor World.

3. You spend more time sleeping in class than you do in your own bed.

2. You're reading this and you haven't purchased your text books.

1. On the first day of calculus you say, "I'm not very good at this fancy letter math."