Top Ten Ironic Things

10. Getting a piece of toothpick stuck in your teeth

9. An ad that reads, "Free Literacy Courses"

8. Protesting against picketers.

7. Getting hit at a crosswalk by a Dodge.

6. Protecting Princess Diana's grave site with land mines.

5. Candy in a child proof container.

4. P.E.T.A having a summer barbecue fundraiser.

3. Tripping over a “Watch your step” sign.

2. Getting a stain on your shirt from club soda.

1. Receiving a papercut from opening a Band-Aid.