Top Ten Campaign Slogans You Never Saw

10. Are you STILL mad about the sponsorship scandal? Get over it already.

9. Tory the Tiger. They're Grrrrrrrrrrreat!

8. Read my lips, “No new tax cuts.”

7. We’ve got our hands in your pockets, hands in your pockets, hands in your pockets.

6. Running a scandal free campaign since December 16.

5. We’ll be way too busy stealing to raise your taxes.

4. Sure NDP is a wasted vote but so are the other ones. Waste your vote on us. Vote NDP.

3. Don’t blame me Chretien did it.

2. The Marijuana party encourages you to get out and… wait… what were we talking about?

1. The fourth term will suck way less than the first three.