Top Ten Things You'll never hear your husband say

10. You did something different with your hair. I noticed it right away.

9. I’ve golfed with my friends enough this summer. Let’s go out with your parents instead.

8. I never knew that clothes shopping could be so much fun.

7. Not tonight honey. I just want to be held.

6. I’m tired of action movies. Let’s rent The Notebook.

5. No beer for me thanks. I have to get ready for swimming trunks season.

4. Here, you use the remote.

3. She's cute but I think her boobs are too big.

2. We don’t have enough meaningful conversation.

1. You drive. You’re better at it.