Top 10

Top Ten Signs Your Girlfriend’s Parents Don’t Like You

10. You are introduced at family functions as the gardener.

9. They keep offering to make you PB&J sandwiches after you told them you're allergic to peanuts.

8. You’ve said, "Mr. Barron, is that a shotgun or are you just happy to see me?"

7. Their nickname for you is 'the loser'.

6. You wake up in a Guatemalan Jungle; the last thing you remember is dinner with her parents and saying, “Does this taste funny to you?”

5. Her dad offers to buy you a round… for his Colt .45

4. They speak about you in the third person when you are in the room.

3. Her dad is a sniper… and his custom made targets look a lot like your grad photo.

2. No Trespassing sign on the front lawn… with your name on it.

1. They constantly encourage her to give Same Sex Marriage a try.

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