Top 10

Top Ten Signs You're Spending too much time on the Internet

10. You hear a fax machine and can translate the screeching sounds into words.

9. You can't remember the last time you laughed out loud without typing LOL afterward.

8. You no longer respond to your real name and only answer to “Zorock of Aggrammar.”

7. You have wireless internet so you can use your laptop in the bathroom.

6. You've memorized over one thousand emoticons.

5. Someone asks, "What's new?" and you send them to your blog.

4. You held a church funeral when the patriarch of your Sims' family passed away.

3. You’ve blocked people on MSN because, “They’re ALWAYS on when you are.”

2. You watch your kid's soccer games on YouTube.

1. You have 47,395 friends on MySpace… but none in real life.

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